Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Dogs get into things. Lots of things. Some of those things are things YOU want to get into but don t

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No, swanstrom disc cutter man, they taste like marshmallow fluff and butterscotch wrapped up in peppermint and kyootness. I don t recommend you try to find out for yourself, though, because it ll just give you the diabeetus.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I don t think you can get much of anything. I mean, it s a dog. There s no real resell value in dogs. If you don t really want the cold hard cash, you could probably find someone on CL who will take him for free, but I don t think you want to do that.
Dogs get into things. Lots of things. Some of those things are things YOU want to get into but don t want to get into trouble over. With a dog in the house, you can get away with a ton of things, and dood? YOU CAN BLAME THE DOG!
Why would you want to get rid of that kind of potential? Just think of him like a younger brother, one who can t talk yet and whom everyone will believe does all the things you want them to think he does.
Dood. Have you heard of Buddah? My so-called brother swanstrom disc cutter kitty? If I never figured out how to get rid of HIM, I don t think there is any getting rid of kittens. Besides read the question up above. He might be as useful to you as a dog. Work it right and he takes the blame for everything. And man, that s just a beautiful thing.
About the Author ( Author Profile ) Max the Psycho Kitty is 14 pounds of sleek black and white glory. With an attitude ... and opinions ... on everything. He's a put-upon and under-appreciated domestic feline with an addiction to Kitty Crack and an appetite for Stinky Goodness. A pioneer in the Cat Blogosphere, he began his popular blog "The Psychokitty swanstrom disc cutter Speaks Out" in October of 2003 Max is the author of four blockbuster hit books, swanstrom disc cutter "The Psychokitty swanstrom disc cutter Speaks Out: Diary of a Mad Housecat," , its sequel "The Psychokitty Speaks Out: Something of Yours Will Meet a Toothy Death," , " The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats " and the most recent: Bite Me.
As to that first guy, we don’t recommend eating foster kittens. We hear they give you indigestion. Plus, Junior tried to eat one of ours the other day and mom yelled and Junior got put in time-out. Just sayin’
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